How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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