: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I did not marry a roomba.
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