David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
