I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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