Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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