Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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