She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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