everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
