A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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