windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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