so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Two words: blizzard sex
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
