If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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