hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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