awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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