Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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