you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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