went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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