Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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