u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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