yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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