Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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