I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
The air taste purple.
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