STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
smell my finger.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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