Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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