sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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