mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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