At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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