When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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