I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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