Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I lost the right to judge tonight
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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