: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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