Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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