I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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