Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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