"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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