Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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