The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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