Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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