I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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