we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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