discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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