You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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