No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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