If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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