so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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