Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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