i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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