rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I will be naked everywhere
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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