Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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