Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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