I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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