How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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