last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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