During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Dear god my vagina.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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