Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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