so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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