Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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