How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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