I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
