Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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