Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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